⇒ cracked

the writing style has won me over:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15819_5-movie-martial-artists-that-lost-deathmatch-dignity.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_15679_5-upcoming-comic-book-movies-that-must-be-stopped.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_15853_6-cutest-animals-that-can-still-destroy-you.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_15859_10-words-phrases-you-wont-believe-shakespeare-invented.html

http://www.cracked.com/article_15001_insane-japanese-halloween-costumes.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_15670_25-most-baffling-toys-from-around-world.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_15833_9-most-racist-disney-characters.html

http://www.cracked.com/article_15062_ridiculous-overseas-rip-offs-american-films.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_15856_7-most-unforgivable-grammy-award-snubs-all-time.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_15827_pimp-my-plate-most-retardedly-expensive-5-course-meal.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_9-manliest-names-in-world.html

http://www.cracked.com/article_15714_9-most-unnecessary-greatest-hits-albums-all-time.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_14979_6-most-terrifying-foods-in-world.html

Tyson, the skateboarding bulldog http://www.skateboardingbulldog.com/
when will my dog be this awesome?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leeroy_Jenkins
original 'the thing' script:
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Highrise/3756/jc/who/bonusid.htm

superman III: the smallville cut here: http://fanedit.org/wpTF/?p=303

the truth behind chimps and dolphins:
http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0304/feature4/online_extra2.html
http://outside.away.com/outside/magazine/0999/199909outthere.html
they have homicidal tendencies

Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!

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