⇒ upset

my tummy's all bloated and rumbly...can't stop tootin' and eatin' (not at the same time!) and i'm really really really uncomfortable!

I'm like a balloon overfilled right now! That's it, time to cut down on food intake--not only is the bloaty-ness driving me nuts, but the excess back fat is hurting me spinally.

urgh...just had another internal bowl movement...scared to cut one loose...might end up sharting at work!

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