⇒ island.lens.laser

buy an island: http://www.privateislandsonline.com/

custom eye lenses: http://www.fxeyes.com/custom_lenses.html

uber-powerful laser: http://www.engadget.com/2008/02/16/university-of-michigan-creates-most-intense-laser-in-the-univers/
to get an idea of how powerful it is:
"contains 300 terawatts of power (or 300 times the capacity of the entire US electricity grid)..."
"If you could hold a giant magnifying glass in space and focus all the sunlight shining toward Earth onto one grain of sand, that concentrated ray would approach the intensity of [HERCULES]." shiiiiit!

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